normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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