What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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