So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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