she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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