well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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