so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
