I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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