Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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