Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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