I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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