in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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