wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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