Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize