So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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