But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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