D3 body, D1 cock
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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