Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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