Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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