It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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