white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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