I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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