Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
