Non-Jews are for practice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Who died my cat blue again?
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