She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you never un-have a 4some
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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