Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
