Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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