Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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