I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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