I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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