Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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