i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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