Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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