I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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