I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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