You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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