We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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