Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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