I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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