Barsexuality is the new black.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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