your thong is hanging out like whoa
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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