Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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