Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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