Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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