Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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