Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize