she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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