grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
