This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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