Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
only if we run a train.
done.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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