I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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