i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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