But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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