Taylor Swift is so right about you.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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