just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You took a bar mat shot.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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