the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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