He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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