i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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